Kindergarten Guide - Monstermon Cards

There are a total of 25 Monstermon Cards to collect throughout Kindergarten. These are stored in your bedroom at home and thus carry on between each play-through. It is required to collect all 25 to unlock the special ending and the corresponding "World Ender" Steam achievement. The majority of these cards can be collected whilst following characters' storylines but remember that taking a card will usually result in using up one of your apples. As long as you can finish the school day alive, you will get to keep any cards you have collected.

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Blue Eyes Gold Dragon

• You will receive this card as a reward for completing Lily's storyline.

Cactus Outlaw

• In the playground before morning time, buy the pack of cigarettes from Monty ($1.00) and give them to Buggs.

Cyclops Duckling

• During recess, solve Jerome's riddle of the springy ducks. The correct order is yellow, yellow, blue, blue, red, yellow, blue. The card will appear once you've entered the correct solution.

Doom Jelly

• Don't speak to Cindy until lunch time - she will ask you to put gum in Lily's hair... again. Either bribe the Lunch Lady with $2.00, give her the magnifying glass or Monty's glasses so she allows you out into the hall. Stick the gum in Lily's hair and return to Cindy before the bell rings to receive this card as a reward.

Evil Thwarter

• During Cindy's storyline, she will ask you for some "vegan" food. Talk to the Janitor about his "biscut balls," and he may give you one for free if you choose the right dialogue options - otherwise buy one for $1.00. Give it to Cindy and report back to the Janitor. He will give you the card.

Eye Of The Buttholder

• During morning time, ask to use the bathroom. Two of the stalls are locked and the third one is dirty - interact with them all then tell the Janitor to clean up the mess. He will move away from the bloody boxes - inspect the middle one to find the card.

Faptain Calcon

• Use the lunch pass to have lunch with Ms. Applegate. She will buy you a Silly Meal and there is a Monstermon card inside it.

Freezeguy Jim

• First, you must distract Ms. Applegate during morning time with the single pill you get from Nugget or the big bottle of pills you get from the Principal. While she's too high to care what you're doing, steal the card from the cubby on the far right. This can also be done during Jerome's storyline while he is distracting her.

Giraffe Serpent

• First, speak to Nugget about Billy, then about his pills until he offers you one. Then follow Cindy's storyline by putting gum in Lily's hair and then agreeing to play house with her. During the dialogue choices she will mention that she is pregnant - encourage her to abort the baby and give her the pill Nugget gave you. She will give you a Monstermon card in exchange.

Holy Knight

• Monty sells this card during recess for $12.50. In order to raise the money, you can sell rare items such as Jerome's hall pass, the chocolate, the bottle of pills, the doughnut, the flask or the breathalyzer. You can also steal money from Monty's cubby and from the Janitor's closet.

King Tower Beetle

• First, you must distract Ms. Applegate during morning time with the single pill you get from Nugget or the big bottle of pills you get from the Principal. This can also be done during Jerome's storyline while he is distracting her. Steal the magnifying glass from Lily's cubby and give it to Nugget. He will reward you with the card.

Literally Grass

• This card is the easiest to obtain - simply interact with the exclamation prompt that appears behind the jungle gym during recess.

Man With Long Arm

• During Jerome's storyline, instead of going into the Janitor's closet, go into the bathroom and speak to him. Keep asking him about the bloody bags until the option to question the rules comes up - he will then offer for the Lunch Lady to sell you chocolate for a nickel. Refuse and threaten him - then admit to him that you only wanted Jerome's hall pass. He will laugh and give you the card.

Magical Airship

• During lunch, buy the Silly Meal from Monty for $2.50. Don't eat it, keep hold of it and show it during Show & Tell - Ms. Applegate will then give you the card that was in the box.

Martian Orbman

• Quite possibly one of the hardest Monstermon cards to acquire, you must follow Ms. Applegate's storyline but deviate from it part-way through. Here's a quick outline of what you need to do:
• Go to school with $8.00
• Let Buggs take your money
• Tell on Buggs to Ms. Applegate, let him beat you up then call for her
• Buy the voice recorder from Monty ($2.50)
• Provoke Cindy until she cries rape
• Use the voice recorder to clear your name
• Talk to Ms. Applegate then talk to Jerome - he will say you're not cool enough
• Ms. Applegate will then give you permission to steal an item from the cubbies
• Steal the KNIFE from Buggs' cubby
• Buy the yo-yo from Monty ($1.00)
• Give the yo-yo to Jerome and get the hall pass from him
• Show it to Ms. Applegate while he is distracting her
• Befriend Nugget by eating his poisoned chicken nugget
• Talk to Nugget at lunch, he will tell you to poison Buggs
• Now THIS is where we deviate from the story - remember the knife we stole? Instead of poisoning Buggs, we're going to stab him instead. He will run out of the cafeteria, spurting blood everywhere. Bribe the Lunch Lady or give her Monty's glasses so she will let you out. You'll find Buggs outside in the hall, he seems to have died in the process of looking under a floor tile. Interact with the tile and you will find the Monstermon card. Finally!

Oglebop Golem

• This card is hidden underneath the table that Nugget is sitting at during lunch. Just interact with the exclamation mark prompt when it appears.

Oh Faka Tornado

• Follow Cindy's storyline until you are sent to the Janitor's closet. Instead of retrieving the bucket of blood, take the note from the box on the left shelf. Talk to Monty to decipher it and tell Cindy the grisly truth about what happened to her dog, Biscuit. She will get her revenge on the Janitor and reward you with a card.

Really Bright Star

• Follow Cindy's storyline until you are tasked with dumping the bucket of blood over Lily. Dump it over Cindy instead and she'll run out into the traffic in a daze - Ms. Applegate will reward you for getting rid of her with this card.

Shroom Turtle

• Follow Cindy's storyline by putting gum in Lily's hair and then agreeing to play house with her. During the dialogue choices, deny that you have been drinking and she will give you a breathlyser. Give this to Buggs during recess and he will give you a Monstermon card.

Sneaky Snake

• This card is hidden inside the box on the left in the Janitor's closest and can be retrieved during either Cindy's storyline or Jerome's storyline when you sneak into his closet.

Spikey Flimflam

• In the playground before morning time, talk to Nugget about Billy and get sent to the Principal's office. Tell him you're not upset about Billy, that you used to be friends and you had a falling out over Monstermon cards. He will give you this one.

Tornado Fly

• First thing in the playground, buy the screwdriver from Monty ($1.00.) Either during Jerome's storyline, Cindy's storyline or during lunch in general - go out into the hall and use the screwdriver on the vent in the wall to retrieve this card.

Uneaten Cake

• At lunch, get some slop from the Lunch Lady and throw it in the garbage. Get a second helping and throw that in the garbage too. After you ask for your third helping, she will reward you with this card.

Wizard Worm

• This card is inside the Nugget Cave - which you'll have a chance to access during either Ms. Applegate's storyline or Nugget's storyline. It's on the wall on the right.

Wolf Of Castle

• In the playground before morning time, talk to Nugget about Billy and get sent to the Principal's office. After he has finished talking to you, look in the trash can to find this card.