What do you call a Pokémon with a cold?
What is a bug Pokémon's favourite game?
- Noughts and Heracrosses!
What do you get if you cross the number 5 with a Mankey?
- A PRIME-Ape!
What do you call a Pokémon knocking at your door?
- A Rat-a-tata!
What do you call a Pokémon in a hamburger?
- A Relish-canth!
What do you call a Pokémon on a woolly hat?
- An Aipom-pom!
What do you call the Pokémon Trainer who just upset a Charizard?
What do you call a Pokémon eating bubblegum?
What happened to the Nidorino who was scared of its huge opponent?
- It Nido-ran away!
What do you call the Pokémon who forgot to shave?
Why couldn't the Butterfree go to the dance?
- It was a Veno-moth ball!
What happened to the Machop who tried to swallow a whole Geodude?
- It Machoked!
Why did the Krabby wear a crown?
- It wanted to be KING-ler!
What do you give a constipated Pokémon?
- A Snorlax-ative!
What's a grass Pokémon's favourite pastime?
What do you call a Loudred with no ears?
- Anything you like, it can't hear you!
What do you get if you put a parrot in a washing machine?
- A Poli-whirl!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a Regice?
- A cold spell!
What do you call a just married Spinirak and Ariados?
Why was the Caterpie thrown out of the forest?
- He was a litter-bug!
Where do Geodudes and Gravelers go for entertainment?
- To rock concerts!
Why did the Magnemite act stupid?
- He had a screw loose!
What do you call a stupid Miltank?
- A silly moo!
A Snorlax stepped on the 'speak-your-weight' machine; what did it say?
- "One at a time please."
What happened to the Exeggutor who misbehaved at school?
- It was egg-spelled!
What did the neurotic Grumpig say to its Trainer?
- "You take me for grunted."
What do you get if you cross a Miltank with a Numel?
- Lumpy milkshakes!
What do you get if you cross a Roselia with a sheep-dog?
How do you get a Gastly to lay flat?
- Use a spirit-level!
What do you call a sad Pokémon?
How does a Haunter scare electric Pokémon?
Which Pokémon is related to E.T?
What do you call a Pokémon train?
- A Pika-choo-choo!
Why doesn't Misty like to eat at the Gloom's restaurant?
- Because they always serve an Odd-dish!
Why did Pikachu go to the bathroom?
- He need to Pi-chu!
That Bulbasaur is so dirty, the only time he cleans his ears is when he eats watermelon!
A Snorlax walks into an ice-cream parlour and orders two slices of apple pie, with four scoops of ice-cream, covered in lashings of strawberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. "Would you like a cherry on the top?" asks the waitress. "No thanks." says Snorlax, "I'm on a diet!"
Trainer: "Nurse Joy, Nurse Joy! I think I'm a Pokémon!"
Joy: "What a load of Poké-balls!"
Trainer: "Waiter, waiter, there's a dead Volbeat in my soup!"
Waiter: "That's right sir, Volbeat aren't very good swimmers."
And finally, the worst Pokémon joke of all:
How do you get a thousand Pikachu on a bus?