Unboxing: Candy Crush Saga Easter Egg

I'm sure if you're a long time reader, you know what my opinion on Candy Crush Saga and other shitty mobile games is. King are churning out game after game with no difference in gameplay and stupid morons continue to pay for microtransactions like lives, or willingly consume shittons of adverts. Stop it, you dumb sheeple!

Anyway, Shelly and I like to buy each other an Easter egg every year. Why should we be deprived of that just because we're 24 and 27? Why should all the little kids get all the damn chocolate?

Shelly spotted THIS Easter egg in Asda. It cost £4 - which is probably due to the fact it also comes with a mug. She agreed to let me film an angry rant/unboxing video - providing I didn't eat any of the chocolate.

Underwhelmed and disappointed doesn't even begin to come close...

Unboxing: Arcade Block February 2016

It's time for my fourth monthly Arcade Block!

As I've previously explained; for a fee of $20 CANADIAN per month, Arcade Block will send you a lovely box of gaming merchandise, including a T-shirt. Shipping costs vary, depending on where you live, and larger T-shirt sizes cost a few $ extra - overall, my boxes including shipping, work out at about £24.

This one was shipped on the 25th of February and arrived on the 2nd of  March. Fast shipping once again!




And let's take a closer look at the contents:

Super Mario Bros. salt & pepper shakers

The Legend Of Zelda treasure chest & red rupee

Sonic The Hedgehog cup

The Bit Trip Collection 6-game disc & soundtrack

Map of Hyrule tea towel 2-pack

Kanto grass starters T-Shirt

Stay tuned for next month's Arcade Block!