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This is a little guide for the Steam title Kindergarten - it's a great little puzzle/logic/interactive story game, costs only £3.99 and will keep you entertained and scratching your head for hours. Many of the puzzles and characters' storylines require strict timing and succession of events - and I recommend you try your hardest to figure out the puzzles on your own before consulting my guide below. With that being said, if you're pulling your hair out - here's the guide. Obviously, it contains SPOILERS. (Click on the screenshots to enlarge them!) ------------------------------------------------------------- Before school starts:
Withdraw $3.00 from your piggy bank.
Take Ms. Applegate's phone from your shelf. (You must've first completed Buggs' storyline for this to become available.)
Take the forged key to the Principal's office from your shelf. (You must've first completed Monty's storyline for this to become available.)
Take Billy's note from your shelf. (You must've first completed Nugget's storyline for this to become available.)
Playground:
Talk to Lily and tell her you do know what happened to her brother Billy while showing her Nugget's note.
Unfortunately neither you or Lily can read yet, so find someone who can - Monty! He will charge you $1.00 to decipher the note.
Return to Lily and tell her what you found out. Then show her the key you have to the Principal's office.
Talk to Monty and purchase the pack of cigarettes. ($1.00)
Talk to Nugget and follow the conversation branches until you are talking about Billy. Press Nugget for information until you are sent to the Principal's office.
When being interrogated by the Principal, agree that you have been feeling sad about Billy. He will give you some of Nugget's special pills.
When allowed to leave, go and check the suspicious and somewhat "out of place" rug - ta-da, it's the secret hatch!
Morning time:
Upon returning to the classroom, talk to Lily and tell her that you found the hatch.
Try to leave the classroom - Ms. Applegate will stop you. Ask her if you *may* use the bathroom and she will give you the bathroom pass. Use this to get past the hall monitor.
Inspect each toilet cubicle and the dirty toilet then tell the Janitor to do his job for a change and clean it up!
Inspect the bloody bags and take the severed finger...
Lunch:
Talk to Lily and tell her that you found a severed finger...
Talk to Monty and ask him if he has finished deciphering the note from earlier.
Take the note to Lily. Agree to team up with her and go to the bathrooms to deal with the hall monitor.
He is easily bribed with the pack of cigarettes you bought earlier from Monty. Lily will then use the phone to call the Principal in order to get him to leave his office. Go to his office and use your key to gain entry.
The hatch needs a code to access it, so inspect the drawer on the left-hand side of the Principal's desk and enter your code.
Ah! A secret underground laboratory with bio-organic weapons in cultivation tanks! How novel, what an original concept for a video game!
Ahem. Anyway, Billy is the creature suspended in the central tank. There is a specific order in which you must press the coloured buttons. Incorrect guesses will either result in monsters escaping or Billy being... liquidised.
This is a little guide for the Steam title Kindergarten - it's a great little puzzle/logic/interactive story game, costs only £3.99 and will keep you entertained and scratching your head for hours. Many of the puzzles and characters' storylines require strict timing and succession of events - and I recommend you try your hardest to figure out the puzzles on your own before consulting my guide below. With that being said, if you're pulling your hair out - here's the guide. Obviously, it contains SPOILERS. (Click on the screenshots to enlarge them!) ------------------------------------------------------------- Before school starts:
Withdraw at least $3.10 from your piggy bank. You will need to start a fight with Buggs, so ensure you have over $3.00.
Take the lunch pass from your shelf. (You must've first completed Ms. Applegate's storyline for this to become available.)
Playground:
Buggs will try to steal your money - accept his threat and give him half.
Speak to Ms. Applegate and tell on Buggs. She will encourage you to start a fight with him then call for her help once he starts beating you up. Refuse.
Talk to Nugget until the option to ask about Billy comes up. Keep pressing him for information until you are sent to the Principal's office.
In the Principal's office, admit to feeling sad about Billy. He will give you one of Nugget's special pills.
Once you get back to the classroom, Ms. Applegate will offer to buy the pill from you for a dollar. Agree.
Morning time:
Buggs will call you over and offer a partnership in which you will work together to murder Ms. Applegate. Agree to help him.
Show Buggs your lunch pass as your method of getting Ms. Applegate alone.
Go to Nugget's cubby and steal the nugget. (Don't worry, Ms. Applegate is too high on pills to notice you stealing this time.)
Go to Jerome's cubby and steal the explosive device.
Talk to Monty about arranging a distraction, then give him the explosive device. He will rig it up with a remote control.
Show the device to Buggs, who will instruct you to stick it under a table.
Stick it under the table at the top of the room where Lily and Jerome are sitting.
Lunch:
At the start of lunch time, use your lunch pass to have lunch with Ms. Applegate.
As she instructs you to take a bite from your (poisoned) Silly Meal, activate the distraction. The sound of the explosion will cause her to turn her back to you.
While her back is turned, plunge Buggs' knife into her spine.
Recess:
Talk to Buggs, who will order you to find a hiding place for the murder weapon, the knife.
Talk to Nugget and ask him if you can "contribute" a knife to the Nugget Cave.
Remind Nugget that you two are friends by showing him your "Nugget of Friendship." Nugget will agree to let you dispose of the knife.
Show & Tell:
As the Principal calls Buggs over, he will slip you Ms. Applegate's phone secretly. At the end of the day, he allows you to keep it.
There’s Poop in My Soup is a physics-based arcade game by K Bros. Games released on Steam in March, 2016. The premise of the game is as such - you play a little man who is perching on a rooftop with a belly full of poops - using WASD you can aim your crosshair and fire your poops with the space bar. Once you have unlocked them, you can also activate level specific power-ups using F. Revolving around the arcade-style scoring system you are encouraged to build up multipliers by hitting multiple targets with your poop or hitting consecutive targets without missing.
Each level comes equipped with its own “To Poo” list, which is a list of riddles that hint at what you should be aiming at. These can range from landing a fresh turd on the head of a hipster or punk rocker with a mohawk to managing to ricochet your poops using awnings to hit speeding taxi cabs. There are also somewhat grosser tasks such as replacing a forlorn kid’s dropped ice cream with your own chocolate soft serve, pooping into soup, rice and coffee (depending on the location) getting revenge on dogs by pooping on them for a change and of course, landing a stinker in a baby carriage.
As you tick off the targets on your list, you will be rewarded with larger amounts of “ammo” per level and more uses of your F key powerup. These powerups vary from stage to stage - the New York one being a giant bowel ball that explodes into thousands of tiny turds, the China one being explosive fireworks that rain down on the unsuspecting people below and the France one being a constant stream of diarrhea for 60 seconds that can be used to drown the city with your decadence.
Using the Steam Workshop you can download skins for your character - changing him from a naked guy with exploding orange hair into the likeness of YouTubers and political leaders, including one named Donald Dump… What was disappointing for me was that there was no in-game avatar editor - I would have loved to have made a likeness of myself… Nothing would make pooping on strangers funnier than doing it in the guise of yourself. But no such feature exists - instead it’s limited to those with programming knowledge who download the necessary editing tools.
A very simple premise is also oddly addictive - and includes some challenging score targets to hit and Steam achievements that involve racking up massive amounts of pooping points. Naturally as this is a 79p casual Steam game, it’s designed to be played in short bursts, and if you tend to gulp games, like I do - you can hammer out all of the tasks and achievements in just under an hour - but it’s a fun little time waster and great fun to show to your squeamish friend who is really grossed out by poop.
This is a little guide for the Steam title Kindergarten - it's a great little puzzle/logic/interactive story game, costs only £3.99 and will keep you entertained and scratching your head for hours. Many of the puzzles and characters' storylines require strict timing and succession of events - and I recommend you try your hardest to figure out the puzzles on your own before consulting my guide below. With that being said, if you're pulling your hair out - here's the guide. Obviously, it contains SPOILERS. (Click on the screenshots to enlarge them!) ------------------------------------------------------------- Before school starts:
The objective of this storyline is slightly different to the other characters' storylines; you have until the end of the day to raise $20.00 in order to pay Monty for making you a key to the Principal's office. If you have any remaining apples after completing the tasks listed below, skip ahead and instead convert them to $0.25 each.
Withdraw the maximum amount you can from your piggy bank ($10.00).
Take the key mould from your shelf. (You must've first completed Jerome's storyline for this to become available.)
Playground:
Buggs will steal half of your money - we can't do anything about that this time; but at least you still have $5.00
Talk to Monty and ask him to make a key from your key mould.
Speak to Monty again and buy the yo-yo. ($1.00)
Talk to Nugget and follow the conversation options until you can discuss Billy. Get sent to the Principal's office - admit to feeling sad about Billy and he will give you one of Nugget's special pills.
Morning time:
When you return from the Principal's office, Ms. Applegate will offer to buy the pill from you for a dollar. Agree. You're now back up to $5.00 and she's too high to notice if you steal from the other students' cubbies...
Talk to Jerome and offer him the yo-yo for him to be your morning buddy (the same route you'd take for Jerome's storyline) - he will give you the hall pass, and as Ms. Applegate is already as high as a kite, she doesn't need to be distracted.
Show the hall monitor your hall pass and sneak into the Janitor's closet. Examine the cardboard box on the bottom shelf on the left. Take the $5.00.
Leave the Janitor's closet and go into the bathroom. Speak to the creepy Janitor about the body bags. He will give you a "tip," that the lunch lady can sell you chocolate for cheaper than the usual price...
Lunch:
Talk to the Lunch Lady and tell her that you were told about the chocolate discount from the Janitor. You will be able to buy it for a NICKEL!
Talk to Monty and sell him both the chocolate bar and the hall pass.
Recess:
There is nothing major that can be done at recess, so instead use up your apples and skip ahead.
Show & Tell:
Show your bottle of pills.
You should now have $20.00 to cover Monty's bill.
Monty will give you the shiny new (forged) key to the Principal's office!
