I am Mog Anarchy, and I like to play games. Whether they are old, new, retro, modern, online, offline, console, computer, critically acclaimed or notoriously bad. Here on my blog, I rant about, review, trash talk, praise and generally talk about all of my favourite and least-favourite games. I also write my own guides on how to accomplish tricky tasks, show off my creative endeavors and challenge myself with crazy in-game tasks. I also have a bunch of gaming merchandise which I am glad to show off. So drop me a comment, I love hearing your questions, criticisms, comments and general gaming discussions. :)

22/04/2017

Spyro 2: Gateway To Glimmer - My Top 5 Orb Quests

Spyro 2: Gateway to Glimmer was the first game I played on my Playstation, and was the first game I completed to 100% - yes, in Europe it’s known as Gateway to Glimmer, hold your comments. Anyway - one of the objectives required to achieve said 100% is to collect all 64 orbs - each one being rewarded after completing a task or quest of some description. Some are fun, some are tedious - some I replayed over and over, as they were awesome - some I avoided like the plague, as I hated them so much. Today I’m counting down my Top 5, my personal favourite orb quests from Spyro 2.

5 - Icy Speedway, Parasailing
When I first played Ocean Speedway, I thought that I was going to hate all of the speedway levels - and I was right, except for Icy Speedway - a refreshingly simple speedway challenge, which also includes a fun orb quest. Hooked to a parachute, you must maneuver through a set of 50 colourful rings - you may screw it up once or twice, particularly when the rings come quickly at the end - it’s the fun kind of frustrating, not the sort of frustrating that makes you want to quit the level.


4 - Crystal Glacier, George The Snow Leopard
At first glance you might think, “ugh, an escort quest,” but George the snow leopard is quite possibly the cutest thing you'll ever have to escort in a game. He's rather obedient too - easily persuaded by fish - all you do is to wait by the fishing holes and torch the fish for George to eat - then he’ll happily follow you - and he purrs!


3 - Zephyr, Cowlek Corral I & II
Bo Peep is by far my favourite Spyro 2 character, she's absolutely hilarious - I'm totally on the side of the Land Blubbers in the Blubber VS Breezebuilder war. The quests are simple enough, charge or flame the cowleks and round them up into their pen. What I like about the cowleks are that they're unlike most creatures you have to herd in games - they're actually obedient, they don't wander around or walk off of edges - these ones even walk to the edge of this ledge ready for you to butt them across the gap!


2 - Idol Springs, Foreman Bob's Puzzles
This quest is actually made up of three smaller quests, all of which involve some sort of logic puzzle. Firstly, we have a classic “turn all objects to one colour puzzle,” jumping on blocks to turn them all to yellow. Next we have to feed a hungry idol 10 fish, but only the types of fish he likes, feed him red fish and he’ll vomit up the other fish you've already fed him. And the last puzzle is a memory puzzle in which you need to work out the right order to press coloured stones. It's incredibly satisfying solving each one.
1 - Mystic Marsh, Trading Quest
This quest is one that requires you to explore the level and use logic to solve each piece of the puzzle. The Professor has lost his pencil and gives you an egg that you may be able to trade for a pencil. What ensues is a string of trading one item for another - an egg for a seed, a seed for a rubber duck, a rubber duck for an onion, an onion for a coin and finally a coin for a pencil. What I love about this quest is that the first time I attempted it, I had to really think about the objects and areas in Mystic Marsh and figure out where I could use each item. The egg in the bird’s nest was straightforward enough, but figuring out to add onion to a soup and using a coin in a wishing fountain to wish for a pencil - pure genius.

20/04/2017

Animal Crossing: New Leaf RVs - Jack

Today I'm going to show you around the RV of Hallowe'en personified - the pumpkin-headed creep Jack.


Jack is a local RV, meaning he shows up randomly in your campsite without the use of an Amiibo.

For blogs on other Animal Crossing: New Leaf RVs - click here.




The exterior of Jack's RV is decorated with a spooky Hallowe'en theme of dark purple paint and a pumpkin pattern.

The interior of Jack's RV is also suitably Hallowe'en themed, complete with pieces from the Spooky set, pumpkin head masks and candy.




Furniture for sale:

  • 1 piece of wallpaper
  • 1 piece of carpet
  • 6 pieces of furniture
  • 6 pieces of clothing
Total cost: 42 MEOW coupons.
Candy Machine (Furniture)
Can be bought from Timmy & Tommy or bought from RVs

Green-Pumpkin Head (Helmet)
Can be obtained during Hallowe'en event or bought from RVs

Jack-in-the-Box (Furniture)
Can be obtained during Hallowe'en event or bought from RVs

Patched Dress (Clothing)
Can be obtained during Hallowe'en event or bought from RVs

Patched Shirt (Clothing)
Can be obtained during Hallowe'en event or bought from RVs

Pumpkin Pie (Furniture)
Was given away as DLC, can also be bought from RVs

Purple-Pumpkin Head (Helmet)
Can be obtained during Hallowe'en event or bought from RVs

Red-Pumpkin Head (Helmet)
Can be obtained during Hallowe'en event or bought from RVs

Spooky Carpet (Carpet)
Can be bought from Timmy & Tommy or bought from RVs

Spooky Wall (Wallpaper)
Can be bought from Timmy & Tommy or bought from RVs

Spooky Wall Lamp (Furniture)
Can be bought from Timmy & Tommy or bought from RVs

Tea Table (Furniture)
Can be bought from Timmy & Tommy or bought from RVs

Wood Display Stand (Furniture)
Can be bought from Harvey or bought from RVs

Yellow-Pumpkin Head (Helmet)
Can be obtained during Hallowe'en event or bought from RVs

19/04/2017

I HATE FUNKO POPS

With the constant threat of global warming and the exhaustion of the earth's fossil fuel supply - we need to attack the source - which company is wasting a vast amount of plastic that could be better used elsewhere?

Coca Cola? Lots of plastic bottles… no.
Amazon and eBay? Lots of plastic packaging… no.
McDonald's? Plastic cups and straws? ...no.

The company that is to blame for wasting massive amounts of plastic and simultaneously charging consumers an extortionate amount as they do so - FUNKO POP.
I am fucking sick of God damn Pop Vinyl figures. They're everywhere, they're ugly and they represent a far greater evil than the depletion of fossil fuels - to homogenise and destroy every single franchise we hold dear.

Whether it's The Walking Dead or Winnie the fucking Pooh - every single Funko Pop figure is exactly the same - they've stripped each character of their own individuality and personality by inflating their heads and dilating their pupils to the point where they'd be admitted to A&E.
They've somehow managed to emasculate every franchise made for adults and somehow make children's franchises even more sickening. I don't understand the appeal of collecting figures where every single character is exactly the same!

To further add insult to injury - they're inescapable - whether you're at a game store, comic shop, convention or event - you'll be greeted by endless walls of these monstrosities everywhere you turn.
And god forbid you subscribe to one of the fifty thousand mystery subscription boxes plaguing the Internet - you won't be able to open your mail without getting gang raped by physically deformed plastic dwarfs.

Through absolutely no fault of my own, I've somehow ended up with 3 of these fucking things - and I have never knowingly or willingly purchased one!

Which brings me to my next point - in cases where they somehow CAN'T mutilate one of our beloved fictional characters, they just release a generic figurine that doesn't fit in with the rest of the mutants. Some examples that immediately spring to mind are Alduin from Skyrim, the Rosie from Bioshock and one from my own reluctant “collection” - Claptrap from Borderlands.
This is CHEATING - you've assigned yourself to warping all of these characters into goblins with bee stings all over their heads - stick to your own god damn formula! Don't just release generic figures that the original creators could have made themselves - at a higher quality, no less.

And to any franchise that does whore out their property to Funko - you're nothing but SELL OUTS, pure and simple. Aw, you're not selling enough Walking Dead comics - better inflate all of your characters into toddler toys.

Not making enough money from putting Bioshock on sale on Steam every 3 seconds? Better turn on the fucking BIG HEAD MODE cheat! Scratch that - the aborted EMBRYO cheat.

Funko Pop themselves are even sell outs - shoehorning their ugly wastes of plastic into keyrings, blind bags and other massively overpriced merchandise that can be further overpriced by some scummy vendor at a comic convention.

And if I open another parcel to have yet another fugly fucking Funko Pop leap out at me - I'm going to personally strap down Funko’s CEO, fill their eyeballs with ink and inject their skulls with silicone until they can see for themselves what they're doing to our favourite characters. Saying that, the tortured CEO Funko would probably sell for like £300 on eBay after it got vaulted.