Glitchfest: The Sims 3, The Naked Private Investigator

The Sims 3 is a game that is prone to all sorts of weird glitches - I've had my game glitch out tons of times, but none of them have been all that interesting to document - mainly freezing and items losing their textures - but a few weeks ago, I experienced a genuinely entertaining glitch.

Most of the time, I tend to only play with one Sim and sometimes a few pet Sims - mainly myself - I like to try everything once, all the skills and careers, for example. So, I decided to try out the Private Investigator career on this save. For those who don't know, it's a career that came with the Ambitions expansion pack and allows you to solve crimes, all while rocking a trench-coat and wielding a magnifying glass.

Except, when my character went to put on her trench-coat for a case - this happened:

Yeah. My Sim decided to wander around naked. What I found odd was that she took off everything except a ring on her hand and a bracelet. My Sim, being me of course, also wears glasses - but she took those off too.

What made this even more hilarious was the animations private investiagators use - they sneak around on tiptoe with their magnifying glass, mooching around a public park looking for clues - naked.

What's also quite disturbing is that I tried to make my Sim accurate to me - she turned out a bit thinner due to her height - honestly, I think all Sims are like 6 feet tall - the only person I've managed to make accurate to their height and build is Shelly, because she is almost 6 feet tall - I kinda DO look like this naked... Just with a bit of a bigger belly - but the arse is weirdly accurate...

Don't you think it's odd that even though the Sims don't have any pubic hair/genital features or nipples - EA found it necessary to give her fucking TAN LINES around her arse?! 

Bear in mind, I don't use any mods with The Sims 3 - I have all of the expansion packs and stuff packs, and all of the store content I could torr- ...legally download - I have no idea what could have caused this glitch, but browsing YouTube, I'm not the only one it's happened to. 

And so you can experience the hilarity of the naked private investigator animations, here's a video. Enjoy.

Animal Crossing New Leaf: FLO IS A CUNT & SHE HAS RUINED EVERYTHING

I am SOOOO pissed off right now.

I've recently been playing a lot of Animal Crossing: New Leaf ever since thanks to Nintendo's sexy promotion, Shelly managed to nab me a free download code when she bought a 3DSXL and a copy of New Leaf. I love the way you can customise your town and make it exactly how you want it. With that in mind, I've made fruit orchards, a mushroom farm, a Japanese-style park with a hot spring, sand garden and lots of bamboo shoots and a communal garden area with a stone tablet in the centre, surrounded by flowerbeds.

I've also put down a lot of paths so I can stop wrecking my grass when I'm running about everywhere. Anyway, in the middle of a square of paths, I built my flower garden, everything was nice and decorative. Until THIS HAPPENED:

(My town currently has snow because I'm playing the game day-by-day, starting from January 1st.)

 

As you can see, this little bitch took it upon herself to build her fucking house right in the middle of my damn paths. The path to the right is also the ONLY path that goes around my house, as I built it a little too close to the river. So she's fucked up my garden area, my access to my house and just generally RUINED EVERYTHING. I've previously had a villager build their house in the middle of a fruit orchard, but that wasn't so bad - I just planted a new one elsewhere. This however cannot be corrected - there's ponds and public works projects in the way. The way I had it was the only way it could work. And she has RUINED EVERYTHING.

 

I decided to let her know what I thought:

 

And then informed any potential new villagers of my mayoral policies on building shitty houses:

 

She has now moved in and I've taken it upon myself to INGORE her. If she asks for favours, I will open all of her gifts, mail and time capsules. If she asks me to think up a new phrase for her, it will be "I'm a stupid cunt!" (This actually works because Broffina, the transvestite chicken currently has "I'm a slag!" as her phrase. I love the fact you can input swear words in New Leaf. :D)

 

I'll also take it upon myself to bash her in the head with my bug net every time she comes near me and make lots of noise when she's fishing or catching bugs. Let's see how long she lasts...