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Showing posts with label Clementine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clementine. Show all posts

14/10/2014

The Walking Dead Season 2: My Episode 5 Choices!

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Now I've finished the last episode (I assume; unless they bring out a DLC like 400 Days), I can safely say that season 2 is not as good as season 1.

But as with a lot of games, it can be hard to live up to a Game Of The Year. With the exception of Oblivion and Skyrim, I can't think of any game that's managed to surpass itself after being GOTY. (Behold, three more examples of where this has happened:)
This is a screenshot of my results from Episode 5:
Fucking whoa, I've never seen a divide as big as that one before. I'm assuming it's because I played it only a few days after it came out, so less players are factoring in. I'm in the minority for 4/5 choices here - BADASS Clementine kicks ass. :)

Went for cover: Yeah, fuck the baby, it's all about me. I wasn't risking my arse to save the useless pile of puke.

Tried to help Luke: After Jane, Luke was my favourite, and I hoped that I could have saved him. But obviously, I couldn't. :(

Wanted to leave with Mike: I picked this option just to see if I could actually go through with it - and I wouldn't have minded as much, I could have left Kenny and the filthy baby to freeze to death.

Shot Kenny: FUCK YES. FUCK YES. FUCK YES. 
I'd been waiting for this opportunity for like 6 fucking hours! Killing him felt better than killing Duck AND Larry combined in season 1!

Sided with Jane: Yeah, fuck those strangers. Jane taught me to look out for number one - and I wasn't risking meeting MORE arseholes. For those of you who didn't pick this option - it's quite possibly the best BADASS Clementine moment in the game. :)

So, until next time - if they bring out any more DLC episodes or a season 3. (I'm doubting it though...)

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05/10/2014

The Walking Dead Season 2: My Episode 4 Choices!

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HERE COMES SPOILERS:

Oh Christ; this episode had so much fucking baby bullshit in it... If there's one thing I hate more than kids, it's fucking babies. Although I was friendly with Rebecca, I tried to make excuses about the baby, rather than being an outright cock. But for fuck's sake, Kenny is getting more on my tits than usual - why is he so fucking posessive over this ugly baby? It's NOT his!! I hope the fucking baby dies and Kenny shoots himself out of depression. ¬_¬

This is a screenshot of my results from Episode 4:
I'm in the majority for 3/5 choices this time... Hrmmm....

Saved Sarah: Special Sarah doesn't deserve to die, she's never wronged me before... Though, if she'd declined my offer one too many times, I may have felt inclined to leave her behind to get eaten.

Stole pills: I could tell right from the start that Arvo was a cock; and besides, a woman giving birth is someone who needs pills more than some woman who whinges. (That's the impression I got of his sister, anyway.)

Volunteered to crawl through: I didn't actually think this was a choice; but I'd given in to the requests of the less arsey characters before. I love how Clementine is so sarcastic now. It's fucking awesome. :)

Held the baby: I actually tried to avoid this, by saying "I don't know how" - but she still ending up holding the disgusting pile of puke. On a related note, where the hell are they getting nappies from? Or is that baby blanket just saturated in piss and baby shit?

Shot Rebecca: This happened too fucking quick for me to even take in - I was just like: FUCKING WHAAAAT - then Kenny did it. After I realised what happened, I was quite disappointed that zombie Rebecca didn't EAT THE BABY. Why didn't she EAT THE BABY? It would have been piss funny if she had EATEN THE BABY. :(

Although it wasn't a choice; I chose Jane over Sarah when the deck collapsed. It was a choice between my two (alive) favourites, and Jane is clearly far more fucking useful than Special Sarah. Then the ungrateful bitch decided to leave! COWBAG!

The last episode, episode 5 will be up soon. :)

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02/10/2014

The Walking Dead Season 2: My Episode 3 Choices!

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HERE BE SPOILERS.

Unlike Season 1, I've found myself taking the silent option a hell of a lot. (The "...." speech choice, or Y on the Xbox 360.) Mainly because I found myself not agreeing with any of the other choices - namely when I didn't want to agree with fuckhole Kenny or upset any of the characters I actually like.

Special Sarah is starting to grate on me a little... However, I have a definate favourite character now: Jane. She reminds me a little of Molly from Season 1, but even more fucking hardcore. I hope we get to be BADASSES together. :)

This is a screenshot of my results from Episode 3:
Grrr. Majority rules. I seem to be in the higher percentage for 5/5 choices here... 

Helped Sarah: Special Sarah is really starting to annoy me; however I did feel sorry for her after Carlos slapped the shit out of her. And anyway, I'm BADASS Clementine, I don't care what people say to me for not doing my work.

Told Bonnie about Luke: I was so pleased to see the return of some of the characters from 400 Days - namely Bonnie, because she was my favourite of the lot, and easily the least arseholey one. I forgave her for being a sneaky, Southern ginger bitch and decided to tell her the truth.

Tried to hide the theft: BADASS Clementine time again here. I hoped I could get away with it. (On a somewhat related note, I stole the gold watch in episode 1, but haven't found a single choice that's related to it in any way...)

Watched Kenny kill Carver: As much as I fucking hate Kenny, I hated Carver too. Besides, I like me some gore - and so does BADASS Clementine.

Chopped off Sarita's arm: There was two trains of thought to this one - firstly, Reggie's story proved that if you cut off a bitten arm fast enough, you can survive. But on the other hand, I wanted to upset Kenny - which it certainly fucking did. Unfortunately Clementine broke her BADASS persona I'd been building and pulled out her old stupid sad face that she did all the time in Season 1...

Episode 4 is on its way... :)

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30/09/2014

The Walking Dead Season 2: My Episode 2 Choices!

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Time for episode 2. SPOILERS INCOMING.

For FUCK'S SAKE. Why did they bring back HIM?! HE was clearly my least favourite character in season 1 - even more so than fucking Larry and Lily! There is NO way that BADASS Clementine is ever going to agree to his retarded plans or even be civil to him in any way. Fuck me, I am waiting with baited breath for ANY opportunity to fucking kill him!

On a lighter note, has anyone else noticed that Clementine has adopted a new facial expression? It could just be the BADASS Clementine persona face, but every other shot of her, she's doing THIS:

This is a screenshot of my results from Episode 2:
That's what I like to see; in the minority for 4 out of 5 choices. :)

Took the blame for Sarah's photo: I couldn't have Carlos getting angry with Special Sarah, now could I?

Sat with Luke: Ha yeah, fuck off. Like I was going to sit with that fucking prick. I now correct my statement from the last episode: Nick is my SECOND most hated character in season 2.

Told Walter the truth: He deserved to hear the truth. Besides, I was hoping he'd slit Nick's throat or something equally entertaining.

Let Walter make up his own mind: I just sat back with my fucking popcorn and watched the show here. I was just waiting to see what happened. :)

Stayed to help Carlos: Fuck Kenny, he can get his balls bitten off by a grizzly bear or a pack of walkers for all I care.

Episode 3 is next. :)

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16/09/2014

The Walking Dead Season 2: My Episode 1 Choices!

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So, as some of you might know, the 5th and final episode of The Walking Dead series 2 came out this week. I'd previously purchased the season pass, and laid in wait for almost a year for all of the episodes to come out. There was no way I was going to wait months apart for the next part of the damn story - which is exactly what I did for season 1 as well. 

And fuck me, I am so glad I waited - some of these bloody episodes end with mega cliffhangers - I would have smashed my Xbox if I'd finished episode 4 and didn't have episode 5... Holy shit. 

Anyway - those of you who followed my choices from season 1 know exactly how I feel about certain characters - particularly those who made a comeback for series 2. As you play as Clementine this time, I chose to make her personality and choices a total BADASS. You may have heard of the Scumbag Lee/Scumbag Clementine videos on YouTube (where someone made the most evil and selfish choices possible for every choice), but I toned some of it down. If I hated a character, I fucking let them know, but I managed to form some friendships and alliances.

I instantly liked Sarah - who my friends and I nicknamed Special Sarah - for obvious reasons... So, I decided to drop some of the BADASS Clementine persona to be nice to her. 

I started playing episode 1 around 2PM and finished episode 5 at around 9PM - baring in mind, stopping for food, piss and shower breaks. So, series 2 is shorter than series 1 - and I found it easier, now knowing the gist of things. I also noticed a slight re-vamping of some of the quicktime events - they now include some random control-stick whacking parts.

Anyway, enough bullshit - on with my choices. It goes without saying that there will be MASSIVE SPOILERS.

This is a screenshot of my results from Episode 1:
I noticed that I was in the majority for 3 of 5 choices this time... I can imagine that these stats have a lot less people factoring in - I can assume that more people played season 1 - and can also guess that many people like me decided to wait until all 5 episodes were out to play season 2.

Stopped to help Christa: Well, of course! She'd been with me for like 2 years, she was my "group", technically. Also, she seems to have lost a lot of her major bitch vibes since season 1.

Killed the dog: Sam, you little shit! After I petted you, played frisbee with you AND gave you some of my beans, you chomp the shit out of me? You're lucky I chose to put you out of your misery, I could have left you to die slowly... But after all, I am BADASS Clementine. :)

Did not accept Nick's apology: Fuck you Nick, you are a total COCKHOLE. Instantly, you have become my least favourite character.

Refused water: This fucking guy - he was one of the scavengers who attacked Christa. Yeah, fuck you, like I'm going to share some precious lifeforce with you.

Went with Pete: I don't care if Pete was bitten; there was NO FUCKING WAY I was going with that cockhole across the river. 

Stay tuned for episode 2!


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02/11/2013

The Walking Dead: My Episode 5 Choices!

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Here we are, the final episode of the main storyline, only the results from the DLC 400 Days episode left to talk about - let's look at the choices I made during Episode 5 of The Walking Dead game on XBLA. Like before, there will be massive SPOILERS.

This episode was full of nice gory bits and some seriously stomach and arse-clenching moments, which may have reduced some players to manly tears.

This is a screenshot of my results from Episode 5:
This time I found I was in the majority for 4 out of 5 choices, with the exception of choice 3; which is the widest gap I found, with 19% to 81%.

Removed Lee's arm: I thought it would help. I didn't think it would stop Lee from turning, but I thought he might live longer or live his last hours more comfortably, minus an arm. Besides, I like to see some gore. :)

Lost temper: Kenny was seriously starting to get on my tits, he needed someone to put him in his place. I would have loved to keep him down that hole and cover it up with boards so he couldn't get out.

Gave up weapons: I assumed if I disarmed, the stranger would trust me more and would be less likely to shoot me or hurt Clementine. I noticed that I was in a very small of percentage of people who think like this however... Gamers are stupid. :P

Killed Clentine's captor: I was trying kill him, but I fucked up the quicktime event, so Clementine did it herself.

Stopped Lee from turning: I just did the same thing I'd been doing through the game - if someone was going to turn, kill them before they do. Clementine is fucking hardcore.


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30/10/2013

The Walking Dead: My Episode 4 Choices!

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Only two more episodes left to go after this one - let's look at the choices I made during Episode 4 of The Walking Dead game on XBLA. Like before, there will be massive SPOILERS.

With this episode came the addition of the new character of Molly - who I honestly couldn't make my mind up about. She was a total bitch, yet she was cool. After the big reveal on the video cassette in the nurse's office however, I suppose I felt some sympathy for her. I was also relieved to find Chuck's carcass in the sewer; he was starting to get on my nerves.

This is a screenshot of my results from Episode 4:
This time I found I was in the majority for 4 out of the 5 choices... Nooo, I like to be different. :P

Killed the boy in the attic: Again, this comes down to my psychotic hatred for children, even zombie children. Most games with children in them don't allow you to kill them - when the chance to do so arises, I go for it.

Honest with Vernon: I've tended to be honest throughout the game, I didn't see any point in lying to him. Besides, he's a doctor, you never know when a doctor will come in handy.

Took Clementine to Crawford: I didn't want to leave her behind, she's my babe. :)

Killed Ben: I liked Ben at first but as soon as he revealed it was him who was working with the bandits, I couldn't press B quick enough. The prick deserved it for what ended up happening to my babe Carley.

Revealed the bite: Again with honesty - I also thought I'd get some sympathy from the group.

After the results screen, I also got the screen of who ended up coming with me, which was: Lee, Omid, Christa & Kenny - though I wished I could have dropped Kenny down the belfry as well...

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28/10/2013

The Walking Dead: My Episode 3 Choices!

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We're at the halfway point now; let's look at the choices I made during Episode 3 of The Walking Dead game on XBLA. Like before, there will be massive SPOILERS.

Throughout this episode, Kenny was pissing me off more and more - everything I wanted to do, he disagreed with. God only knows how much he would have whinged on if I HADN'T agreed to bludgeon Larry to death with the saltlick in the meat locker.

This is a screenshot of my results from Episode 3:
 This time I found that I was in the minority for 2 out of 5 choices... Hrrrm...

Shoot the girl in the street: I grew to dislike Kenny immensely, so I did what Lee himself wanted to do. Quite often I pay attention to internal monologues and the player character's needs and wants. Unless they're an arse, of course.

Abandon Lily: I loved Carley, I hated Lily. She deserved to be left behind and eaten alive by the walkers. Bitch, that's what you get for shooting my babe. ¬_¬


Fight Kenny: I assumed you had to - when I see a quicktime event, I've learned not to ignore them. Given the choice I would have done anyway, because Kenny is a dick.

Shoot Duck: Now my reasoning for this is probably different to the other 81% of people. They probably did it because they thought it was the right thing to do - I did it because I hated that fucking kid. The first time shooting him was mentioned I hit that A button so fucking fast.

Help Omid: He was the first one to come into my line of sight, I didn't think anything of it. Again, given the choice I would have picked him anyway because Christa was giving me total bitch vibes.



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22/10/2013

The Walking Dead: My Episode 2 Choices!

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Here we are again, let us take a look at the choices I made during Episode 2 of The Walking Dead game on XBLA. Like before, there will be massive SPOILERS.

Following Episode 1, I tried to make friendly choices with Clementine, Kat and Carley and treated Larry, Duck, Kenny and Lilly like shit, because they are massive TWATS. Upon the start, I noticed a new character, Mark had joined Lee, and I really liked him too.

As well as the five standard choices, we also had to distribute four pieces of food amongst ten people - here are who I chose:

Clementine: Because she's a babe.
Ben: Because he needed to get over the trauma of seeing the bear trap incident.
Mark: Because he trusts me and hunts with me.
Me: Because I'm a babe too.


I wanted to give some to Kat because she was working hard, but she didn't want it. Wanted to give some to Carley, but she didn't want it. I hate Duck and Larry is a twat so those two were my last choices.

This is a screenshot of my results from Episode 2:
This time I found that I was in the minority for 3 out of 5 of the choices.

Chopped David's leg off: It's key survival tactics. I'm guessing a lot of people tried to cut off his leg but didn't manage to perform the full four chops.

Didn't shoot Jolene: I wanted to hear what she had to say. She was telling me important stuff then that Danny wanker had to go and spoil it all.

Killed Larry: He was a total prick, killing him felt so good.

Killed both St. John brothers: Motherfuckers got what was coming to them. I only got to spend time with Mark for one episode because of those bastards and their mother.

Stole food: Fucking duh. I can't believe 49% DIDN'T. No matter what decisions I made, Clementine would still like me anyway, so upsetting her once wouldn't make any difference. As for stealing food, I'm the sort of person who hoards the entire food stockpile of Nevada in Fallout: New Vegas and keeps it in my Mary-Poppins-Handbag fridge while everyone in New Vegas Square and Freeside are going hungry. Mwah.

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