Bejeweled Blitz: My Ridiculous Scores

In addition to Burger, Fruit Ninja and Doodle God - I also like to play the phone version of Bejeweled Blitz. I would have splashed out for Bejeweled 3, but I didn't see the point; I have it on the Xbox 360 and my Nana has it on her PC, which I can play whenever I go round to see her.

I even got my mam playing it - purely because she needs to play good games on her phone, i.e. not fucking Candy Crush Saga or this other weird one: Jelly Cubes that she found somewhere. Because of the scoreboard that can link to your Facebook - I often get needlessly competitive with other people on the board. 

Though I will admit, currently, I have a massive advantage over everyone else. I was lucky enough to win ONE MILLION COINS on the Daily Spin. The equivalent to buying a million coins with real money works out at about £11. Seriously, who the fuck buys the shit these games try and flog? It's like buying boosters in Candy Crush Shite or the weird Farmville CASH which you could spend on shit like ponds and farmhouses for your stupid little farms.

Because of all this money I won, I can buy lots of cheaty gems that boost scores. During February, PopCap offered a limited edition gem that looked like a red heart. Using it caused MASSIVE points. I mean, REALLY massive. Using only the standard boosters and gems, my top score is about 500K. With this beast of a power-up, I managed THIS:

I don't even think it's possible to score 1M points in Bejeweled Blitz in such a short space of time. If you don't know, Blitz only lets you play for 1 minute at a time, probably to encourage the competitive nature of the Facebook scoreboard. All hail my ridiculous cheaty score. :D